Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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