direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It's just like the Real World with babies
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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