Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
