The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Randomize
