belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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