How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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