Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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