WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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