I wish I could punch you in the face.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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