Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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