He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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