he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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