So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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