he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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