just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This is my gift to your gina
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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