More tranny stories later!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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