So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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