do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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