She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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