god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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