I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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