I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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