someone threw a dead crab at me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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