but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
3pm strippers are depressing
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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