In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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