his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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