if only i could text you this smell
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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