Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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