I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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