I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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