I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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