you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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