He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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