He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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