His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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