We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
