Don't you send me to vm
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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