one might say we're banned from that church
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
smell my finger.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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