yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
this will be a night to untag.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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