you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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