You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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