doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have fence marks all over my body
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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