One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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