I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Congratulations! We have a period
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