So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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