what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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