which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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