i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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