Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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