no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
