We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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