I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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