People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think my vagina is haunted
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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