WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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