So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You smell like stripper and shame
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
