this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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